I want to be all used up when I die. - Bernard Shaw

clipped from thinkexist.com “Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.” “Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” “When I was young I observed that nine out of every ten things I did were failures, so I did ten times more work” “If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” “The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people” clipped from thinkexist.com “We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence...on pain of liquidation.” “We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” “Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get” clipped from thinkexist.com “The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it.”